The Art of Procrastination

Why read this when you can do it later

PROCRASTINATION: The art of avoiding required tasks by allocating tremendous importance on actions more useless, mundane, or interesting.

Alright you useless bastards, fasten your seatbelts (or just wait for later). I'm about to throw some knowledge at you so grab a pencil and start taking notes.

HI THERE

Here's what you need

You have everything you need? Good.

Now, pay even more close attention. Read these instructions carefully. Failure to do so may cause you to end up doing what you're supposed to do on time and that's not what you came here to learn.

  1. First think about what you have to do. Pay special attention to the deadline. You got it? Great. You may move on.
  2. Collect all the courage you have and ignore everything you have to do. Understand? Everything. That means forget you have anyhting due at some point in the future.
  3. Now find a more "fun" and "entertaining" activity you can do with your time. Find something? *
  4. This is the fun part. Do that activity and start again from step 1 every few minutes during your activity.
If you can't think of anything to waste your time on, try the following: