PROCRASTINATION: The art of avoiding required tasks by allocating tremendous importance on actions more useless, mundane, or interesting.
Alright you useless bastards, fasten your seatbelts (or just wait for later). I'm about to throw some knowledge at you so grab a pencil and start taking notes.
Here's what you need
Now, pay even more close attention. Read these instructions carefully. Failure to do so may cause you to end up doing what you're supposed to do on time and that's not what you came here to learn.
YOU ARE WELCOME! Come back anytime you'd like.One last thing, come up with a good excuse as to why you haven't done waht you were supposed to. This is just in case my instructions lead you to master procrastination a little too well.