Don't You Wish You Were Canadian?
Scroll down for tips on how to be one!
This website is for those who wish and dream to be proud Canadians. We are an inclusive organization that is here to help people convert to the special Northern culture. Here, you are going to learn to appreciate the practices of many proud citizens of Canada.
Here are some tips to help you get started:
- Learn to love Tim Hortons.
- Visit Michael's craft store everyday.
- Get poutine over popcorn at movie theatres.
- Dip everything in maple syrup.
- Apologize even when you're not at fault.
- Sing the Canadian Anthem in the shower every night.
Some important details to remember are:
- The only soda pop to order is Canada Dry.
- The only fast food restaurant to go to is White Spot/Triple O's.
- Never raise your voice, Canadians are the nicest people on Earth.
- Instead of Cartoon Network, you watch Treehouse TV.
If there are further questions, email me here and I will get back as soon as I can.
Remember, Canadians are best!