Why are you here?
This was supposed to be a secret
Well here's your prize for finding this website:
What is going on here?
How can humans attain such advanced intellectual ability?
- Michael is trying to break the pencil with his mind.
- Taryn is feeling the effects of Michael's power.
- They are both forseeing another victory for Oakdale.
- Their brainwaves are focused and amplified by the mock-turtlenecks they wear.
- They train by bloodsport to weed out the feeble-minded.
- They make silly powerpoints.
Check out the High School where these champions come from here.
If you want to meet the champions, email them at this fake email address firstname.lastname@example.org