Why are you here?

This was supposed to be a secret

Well here's your prize for finding this website:

What is going on here?

How can humans attain such advanced intellectual ability?
  1. Their brainwaves are focused and amplified by the mock-turtlenecks they wear.
  2. They train by bloodsport to weed out the feeble-minded.
  3. They make silly powerpoints.

Check out the High School where these champions come from here.

If you want to meet the champions, email them at this fake email address fakeaddress@ucsc.edu