Welcome to the Archibald Fanclub
He is the most wonderful dog in the world!
Reasons why he is the most wonderful dog:
If you would like to join the Archibald Fanclub (and receive exclusive pictures of the man himself):
- He is undoubtly the best looking dog in the world.
- He is super weird. When he wants to pretend to not hear you or notice you, he will stiffen his neck, facing ahead, and only look at you through the side of his eye.
- He has one ear that is pointed and another that is floppy.
- He will freeze his entire body if you put doggy, Christmas antlers on his head to wear for the holidays.
- He was named after Nate Archibald from the hit TV show Gossip Girl.
- He is very selective over who he loves. If you are chosen, you automatically go to Heaven.
- Send me an email.
- List me 10 reasons why you are worthy enough to join our club for our Overlord.
- Send me a photoshopped photo of Archibald using this photo.
- If you are deemed worthy, you will be emailed back an exclusive photo of our beloved Archibald. If you are deemed unworthy, you will be emailed back this photo of Atticus, Archibald's brother.
- Once you are admitted into the Archibald Fanclub, you will be part of the most prestigious group in all of the West Coast of the U.S.
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