I'm the GUARDIAN!


THE GUARDIAN OF THIS WEBSITE HAS A FEW WORDS TO SAY:

  1. My glasses are to big for my face!!!
    • But I am not complaining.
  2. Why am I sitting on this bench instead of eating!!!
    • I hope the waitress got my order right.

The GUARDIAN recommends Freerice.com

The GUARDIAN'S boss email can be messaged at: smesparz@ucsc.edu

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