Welcome to Robert's Puns Galore Page!

Puns that might be giraffing you crazy!

You got to be lion to me!


I hope I have the right koalifications to make this webpage.

    Some of my favorite puns :D
  1. Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't even if I fried

  2. He seems to be a bit slow and tired. Some may even say that he's a bit sluggish.

  3. I would tell more chemistry jokes but all the good ones Argon.

  4. If you need a laugh or a facepalm then go to this link for more puns more and more puns!

    If you want to email me some puns or discuss puns in a serious matter contact me at rxiong@ucsc.edu

    Anywhales I hope you either had a fun time on here or you just facepalmed the whole time. Glad to have to done either :D

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