Welcome to the UC System where breathing is not included in your student bill

This will help you get yo sh*t together (hopefully)

*this is just a class assignment, dont trust nothing in here

You can always get FREE HELP. *Charges will be directly charged on your student account days later :) FREE HELP

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List to reduce your expenses

  1. Stop eating.
  2. Stop showering.
  3. Dont go to class.
  4. I know I said dont eat but i take it back, you have to eat something at least.
  5. Dont look when you cross the street.