HI THERE I love this cat

Who would deny how awesome he is

No one would, that's who

Look at this angel

how anyone deny how graceful he is

The DNA test said he was
  1. 70% orange
  2. 30% white
  3. 100% pure chonk
  4. Seriously, he's like 14 pounds, he's massive for a cat
Just kidding, we didn't do a DNA test

I adopted him from the Humane Society in Silicon Valley If you want to send him an email, well you can't because he's a cat , but you can send me one if you want