Pun-der me this:
What's life without a good joke?
Let's get to the punch line. Here are some good puns for you to use:
- What type of deodorant does a lumberjack use? Axe
- What do rabbits use to keep their fur styled? Harespray
- Never give up on something no matter how trashy you are at first. It's called garbage can, not garbage can't
- Why do people mistake pretty girls for carbohydrates? Because they're sweet like sugar.
- How do jokes de-stress? By getting acu-pun-cture.
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Here are some punny pick-up lines for you to try:
- Hey girl, are you DNA helicase? Because I would let you unzip my genes.
- Hey girl, do you work in IT? Because I've been looking for the one and I think you're IT.
- Hey girl, do you think I'm a lamp? Because you turn me on.
- Hey girl, did you run over an animal on the way here? Because you're roadkillin' it with that outfit.
- Hey grill, it must be a coincidence because my name is George Foreman.
- Hey girl, my name is Microsoft Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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