I Really Like Guinea Pigs

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This is an American White Crested Short Haired Guinea Pig

My friend Judy has one of these guinea pigs

This isn't her guinea pig, but it looks pretty close to it.

Here are three random jokes that I think are funny:

  1. What do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA
  2. Two melons want to get married, but they didn't want anyone to find out. Too bad they cantaloupe.
  3. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Here are 3 not so fun facts about myself.


I like to go to a site called reddit.

You can email me at mhmei@ucsc.edu