If you email me, I will ignore it, guaranteed!
By special request, I may even move your email into the trash!
Send your ignorable email here.
It is nice to know that someone out there is ignoring your emails.
Some say they want to be heard, but who doesn't like to be ignored?
Ignoring is the most sincere form of apathy.
Most people expect to have their emails read, but mix it up a bit!
We do not discriminate based on senders. Everyone will be ignored!
If you do not have an email address, you can make one here.