If u can get past the intimidation check of the header then u will be rewarded with the epic spam fried rice recipe

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Anyways, with the formalities out of the way let's start learning how to make some bomb-ass spam fried rice.

First things first, let's get the ingredients list out of the way: You can find all these ingredients at your local supermarket. Now let's get down to the nitty gritty of this tig bitty lits-o-city:
  1. Crack the eggs into an oiled pan on low heat and mix it together, setting aside when lightly cooked (we'll be seeing those bad boys again real soon).
  2. Dice the spam into half inch cubes and fry in an oiled pan on medium heat until crispy.
  3. Throw in the frozen peas and carrots until thawed.
  4. Add 3 servings of rice along with 2 tbs of oyster sauce, 2 tbs of soy sauce, 1 tsp of sesame oil, with some salt and pepper to taste.
  5. When homogenous, add in the eggs from before and toss together.
  6. Mix in some diced green onion and cook for another minute until finished!
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