Ordering at Starbucks

How to order your coffee without annoying the barista

Warning: Annoying the barista may get you the wrong drink.
Other things to keep in mind:
  1. If you get nonfat milk but add whip, chances are we are talking smack about you
  2. Don't interrupt me on the espresso bar for a cup of water, you're going to mess up my flow
  3. No, we don't know how to make your "secret menu" drink
  4. Do not ask me how much caffeine is in every single drink on the menu. I don't study the coffee, I just work here.
HI THERE Any questions or complaints, please email juamende@ucsc.edu or visit www.starbucks.com