Ordering at Starbucks
How to order your coffee without annoying the barista
Warning: Annoying the barista may get you the wrong drink.
Other things to keep in mind:
- Always order a latte, they are easy and fast to make.
- Avoid frappucinos at all cost, we f***n hate making these.
- When you us grab the hot cup and say it was iced after we make it, this is our face
- If we wrote on the cup, don't change your order!
HI THERE Any questions or complaints, please email email@example.com
or visit www.starbucks.com
- If you get nonfat milk but add whip, chances are we are talking smack about you
- Don't interrupt me on the espresso bar for a cup of water, you're going to mess up my flow
- No, we don't know how to make your "secret menu" drink
- Do not ask me how much caffeine is in every single drink on the menu. I don't study the coffee, I just work here.