Welcome to why Bird's Aren't Real

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BABY PIDGEON? DIDN'T THINK SO

HERE IS A DIAGRAM OF WHAT EXACTLY IS IN A STANDARD ISSUE "PIDGEON"


It is a proven fact that these surveillance drones are watching us Please refer to said site
  1. I heard from a man dressed in nothing but a tin foil wizard hat on river street that bird's weren't real
  2. There is no way to fact check this of course. So naturally I just took his word for it. He said he was two ethnicities:
    • 47.69% Alien
    • 89.23% Mammoth
    • The math didn't add up but I let it slide because, birds definitely are not real!
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