This is a hawk!!

Disclaimer: It is not my favorite animal.

They bare some resemebelance to eagles, but they're better than eagles because hawks are not perceived to be patriotic in the U.S.

Some of my thoughts on hawks:

Steps to opening a cafe named "The Hawk's Nest":

1. Get a small loan of $1 million dollars from your billionaire legal guardian.

2. ____________ (left blank on purpose, step 2 is always a secret)

3. Profit! Once the cafe is up and running. You could overprice every item on the menu, and because it's SC, no one will notice. :(

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