Have you seen this man?
(He's not lost or anything, but he's Wanted)
Wanted for the following crimes:
Involved in the unlawful production and distribution of Miracle Whip
Relentless spending of government money on Steam games (Estimated loss: 700$-1300$)
Having an unsavory sense of humor; puns, chemistry jokes, etc.
Having a predisposed, negative opinion towards Hawaiian Pizza
A few facts about me:
I come from the obtuse world that is Los Angeles
I've taken up learning Python (You can learn the Python at this website )
I play videogames way more than I should
Currently hiring a jog/gym partner.
Send me an email here if you'd like to know more, or if you'd like to apply for the gym partner position.