DISPARE MORTALS


Yarglthep The Monotonous

HI THERE

Yarglthep The Monotonous has risin from his 10,000 year slumber and once again, he seeks to bring this world into an era of darkness... His awsome and treacherous power grows with each mortal who relishes in the absolute mondane. HE CANNOT BE STOPPED.

  1. BE MUNDANE. Forsaking this will incur Yarglthep's Reformation.
  2. DO NOT SEEK JOY. Forsaking this will incur Yarglthep's Reformation.
  3. DO NOT GO INTO DIRECT SUNLIGHT. Forsaking this will incur Yarglthep's Reformation.

Looking to Worship?

Those who wish to pledge their loyalty to Master Yarglthep must do the following: Obey his laws, wait for the sun to go away, and tell 14 other villagers of his coming. For more information or other questions reguarding our lord, send an email to ebaade@ucsc.edu

Picture used from PublicDomainPictures.Net and made by Kai Stachowiak (licence:CC0 public domain).