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#5 - Logan Couture
Reasons to love Logan Couture:
He has a cool name.
He is a newly named alternate captain, giving him the leadership role he deserves
He grows the funniest mustache known to the NHL
#4 - Joe Pavelski
Reasons to love Joe Pavelski:
He just got named captain of the San Jose Sharks
He can tip a puck into the net like nobody's business
#3 - "Jumbo" Joe Thornton
Reasons to love Jumbo:
He was the captain of the Sharks for many years
As of today, January 15, 2016, he is 18th on the list of all-time assist leaders in the league
He doesn't fight often, but when he does, you're bound to see a wonderful show
He has a big mouth that sometimes gets him in trouble.
Notably, he has called out the general manager of the Sharks as well as made a reference to performing a lewd act should he score four goals in one game.
#2 - Patrick Marleau
Reasons to love Patrick Marleau:
He has a cute crooked, awkward smile
He has a personality that matches that smile (minus the crooked part)
See that jersey? Every jersey he has ever worn in the NHL has had that logo or its predecessor.
He has always been a Shark.
And we want it to stay that way.
#1 - John "The All Star" "Elite Sniper" Scott
Don't let that jersey fool you. John Scott was a Shark for a year. And he made the most of it.
Reasons to love John Scott:
He is an enforcer, meaning he is large and in charge. His job is to mess the other players up.
Despite his duty on ice, he is an absolute teddy bear off the ice
He scored three fifths of his career points in San Jose (literally... 3 of his 5).
A shirt was made with his face when he scored his first goal.
And he wore it.
And a shirt was made of that
Your move, John Scott.
However, in an unfortunate turn of events. John Scott was not re-signed by the Sharks.
He was signed by the Arizona Coyotes.
Late 2015, he was voted for the All-Star Game.
Then (allegedly) forced to be traded by the Coyotes and NHL since he wasn't "All-Star Material".
He was traded to the Montreal Canadiens on January 15, 2015.
One week before his wife was supposed to give birth to twins.
Fight on, John Scott, you beautiful man. Fight on.
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