Just kidding, this one is the real me:
Oh shoot, you thought this website was about me? Oof, my bad, it's actually about CHICKENS!!!
In fact, lemme tell you some things about chickens.
Ordered list of stuff about chicken:
Chickens can't fly
They may seem graceful, but they can be fierce
There are more chickens on Earth than people
Chickens can remember over 100 faces
My favorite quote to say is "LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!!!"
Unordered list of stuff about chicken:
Chickens love to eat seeds
Chickens taste delicious
I'm a chicken, aka what they call a wimp
Going to KFC? I'm down for some fried CHICKEN
Gurl are you a chicken, cuz you sure are looking like a meal
Sorry, I don't really know where I was going with this, I was just having fun with it :) <3