Darcy BAEyonce

It's my world and you're living in it

HI THERE

Reasons, in no particular order, why I'm better than you (take notes so you can one day be as amazing as me):

  • I can do the splits
  • I am currently performing all around the world on tour doing my whistle tones
  • I know how to use html code
  • The picture below should be explanation enough
  • Because duh, obviously
  • I'm fresher than yoooooouuuuuuuuuu
  • Just quit while you're ahead, you'll never be me
  • This girl has always tried so hard to do everything I've done but will never be me. My videos also have more views than hers. So don't feel bad if you aren't as good as me either.

    Here is a chronological list of everything I have achieved in life thus far:

    1. Led the all female singing trio, "Destiny's Child". Without me, they would be irrelevant like they are now
    2. Broke away from Destiny's Child
    3. Married Jay-Z to develop close ties to the Illuminati and take over the music industry
    4. Had an ugly child with him (unfortunately she got all of his genes) named Blue Ivy
    5. Dropped an album out of nowhere and had it go viral within seconds
    6. Charge people way too much to see me in concert
    7. Still continue to be Queen D and slay at life

    8. Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession. Click here to send me fan/hate mail.