UberHaxorNova Rubs The Lamp
Uber:Genie. I'd like to make a formal request for one of my wishes. Uhh.. I wish that I don't get shit maps anymore. Is that possible?
The Magic Genie Lamp Monologue
You could have wished for anything.
You could have:
- The world held neatly upon the palm of your hand
- A boundless sea of wealth beyond your wildest imagination
- Absolute dominance over those who walk among you
- Even a comprehensible meaning to existence itself
But, instead, for the first of your finite three wishes, you chose to wish for "No More Shit Maps." I pity you... dearly.
- Wished away your mortality
- Brought an age of global prosperity
- Or simply found the one that fate had designed to spend the rest of your life with, as them to you
What Am I Even Doing?
Honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing. This is literally how I managed to put this together:
- Google every single html tag needed for the assignment
- Use the w3sschools webpage as reference
- Constantly save and open the html file after each thing added to see if it worked
Story Of This Assignment
In a rough nutshell, I glued a whole bunch of parts together and hoped for the best. Good Enough? (Watch from 0:54 to 1:04)
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