This is the Homie John

John is an absolute fucking legend

This is what you need to know about John:
  1. John emerged from the depths of the ocean in the year 1935
  2. He fought in WW2 as an ally and a nazi, no one dare tell him to pick a side
  3. The picture above was taken in the year 1992. John retains his boyish appearence despite being over 80 years old

John performing sermon 1963 (colorized 2016)

  • John has never settled down to have a family, and as a result there is no heir to his massive fortune
  • Some say he will live forever, some say his time is wearing thin, only time will tell
  • You can see John in person over at his twitch channel
    If you want to know anything else about this legend, you can email me here here.