Kettle Jalapeno Chips are Better than Cheddar Sour Cream Ruffles

Kettle Jalapeno Chips Cheddar Sour Cream Ruffles

We'll be using a strict set of rules and guidleines in order to judge the aforementioned claim. This is science. Trust me. I'm a Cognitive Science major. Really. Trust me.

Each category will receive a score out of 10, with 0 being terrible and 10 being perfect.
  1. Taste: What do they taste like?
  2. Price: What do they cost?
  3. Branding: How appealing do they look?
  4. Happiness: How happy do they make me?
Jalapeno Ruffles
Taste 10 0
Price 10 0
Branding 10 0
Happiness 10 0

As you can see, our rigorous scientific experiment proved, with complete certainty and absolutely no bias whatsoever, that Kettle Jalapeno Chips are superior in every way.

Kettle Jalapeno Chips even have a host of benefits:

Don't take it from me!

Oh man, if I had known about Kettle Jalapeno Chips when I was fighting sailors earlier, I wouldn't have eaten all that spinach. — Popeye

I always eat an entire bag before...well, if I told you I'd have to kill you. — James Bond

Ever since Scoob learned about Kettle Jalapeno Chips, that's all he's been eating. Scooby snacks are obsolete. — Shaggy

The force is strong with them. — Darth Vader

Help. I've been trapped at the Kettle factory for months. They won't let me leave. — Some guy trapped at the Kettle factory


If you don't agree with this conclusion, feel free to shoot me an email at asharm25@ucsc.edu and we can discuss about how you're wrong

Also feel free to check out their website here: Kettle



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