Kettle Jalapeno Chips are Better than Cheddar Sour Cream Ruffles
We'll be using a strict set of rules and guidleines in order to judge the aforementioned claim. This is science. Trust me. I'm a Cognitive Science major. Really. Trust me.
Each category will receive a score out of 10, with 0 being terrible and 10 being perfect.
- Taste: What do they taste like?
- Price: What do they cost?
- Branding: How appealing do they look?
- Happiness: How happy do they make me?
As you can see, our rigorous scientific experiment proved, with complete certainty and absolutely no bias whatsoever, that Kettle Jalapeno Chips are superior in every way.
Kettle Jalapeno Chips even have a host of benefits:
- Improves eyesight
- Improves memory
- Grants the ability to use force lightning
- Immediately can speak every known language, including French. That's important.
Don't take it from me!
Oh man, if I had known about Kettle Jalapeno Chips when I was fighting sailors earlier, I wouldn't have eaten all that spinach. — Popeye
I always eat an entire bag before...well, if I told you I'd have to kill you. — James Bond
Ever since Scoob learned about Kettle Jalapeno Chips, that's all he's been eating. Scooby snacks are obsolete. — Shaggy
The force is strong with them. — Darth Vader
Help. I've been trapped at the Kettle factory for months. They won't let me leave. — Some guy trapped at the Kettle factory
If you don't agree with this conclusion, feel free to shoot me an email at email@example.com and we can discuss about how you're wrong
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