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Want something clever?
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Always wanted to be clever but Dad never showed you how?
Here are a few ways to become clever:
Still can't figure it out? Need a little more help? Follow these steps to cleverness!
- Google "How to be clever"
- Be naturally clever
- Go outside
- Have a British accent and a sense of humour
- Watch everything related to Monthy Python
- Memorize every line in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- When the perfect moment arrives, yell "Ni"
- Profit from your cleverness
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