Being a interview between a young chimpanzee and a graduate student,
in which they explore common ground.
The setting is a small theater-like room with semi-circular seating
raked upward. As they enter, the Cast of Characters are identified
by the credits rolling over them. Down in the stage-area is a homey
set where the Graduate Student interviews the Chimpanzee, whose family
members are in close attendence. The Author walks about, intensely,
rather like a director of his own fantasy.
All the characters and the audience are normally attired, except
the Chimpanzee, who appears to be a human actor in a chimpanzee suit,
and the Graduate Student, who appears to be a chimpanzee in a human
suit.
Cast of Characters
The Chimpanzee. One of the recent experimental primates who have
been taught a language system in a normal human home environment.
Mommy. The adult female of the home.
Cousin. The infantile female of the home.
Audience. A surrounding, intent group of primates.
Author. A bearded surly primate.
The Graduate Student. A seeker of knowledge
Chimp: On a Thursday. I had said a thing a second way, offered
an alternate phrasing. They found that generative.
Q. That did it?
A. No, I called my cousin Shit-face. They found that inventive.
Q. That did it?
A. No, I said Shit-face broke the teacup. That did it.
Q. Why?
A. They found that a lie. Language can falsify. Ergo, I . . .
Q. Is that true? Must language (to be language) tell a lie?
A. When Mommy scolded Cousin, I felt powerful and sad, as if a
branch had come off in my hand.
Q. Do you believe a chimpanzee will ever write a poem? Which takes
intellect, and which poets say is for truth telling?
A. I would say, judging from life with Mommy and Cousin, that
such a thing would want a lie in it.
Q. Why?
A. When the next cup fell, I called myself Shit-face. I believe
I dropped it; I should have dropped it. Cousin sat in her high chair,
looking solemn.
Q. Well, you must type it out, to have a poem.
A. That's no problem.
Audience: Just a moment please. Which one of you is the chimp?
Author: Really, must you interrupt? That is the reason they wear
masks. Please attend to the point: that the poem must contain the
lie.
Graduate Student: If we may continue. Now this word 'contain.'
Do you suppose the author means that the lie is limited, as by an
enclosure, a theater, a zoo?
Chimp: I think 'contain' means held, careful-not-to-drop.
Laughter from Mommy and Cousin