(Parody of Ain't Life a Brook" by Ferron)


Ain't Love a Drag


I watch you rolling a joint

I get to thinking

A little dope would be real cool

You give me a long squint look

I know pretty soon we're gonna be real stoned

And of course I mind.

Especially when I'm

Sinking in my heart

But strife don't snickery-snack

Down the hate-mind tract

It drives the shuttle and it rides the BART.

You say you hope I'm not so rash

To make you feel obliged

To go digging through your stash

With a pained look in your eye

You light the bong hit twice

Cut up some photographs.

Anarchists'dinner one more time

Have ourselves an evening of whines

And a couple of laughs.

When first we smoked

I got so high

I couldn't sleep

I found speed a gift

I thought yours was mine

And something

That I could keep.

This is really missed

Lime is not the

Only vodka twist

A gram in the hand

Is never quite so bland

As the fires of love

And the women I've kissed

So I hope I'm not so rash

To make you feel obliged

To go digging through your stash

With a pained look in your eye

I accepted the bong hit twice

Pasted up the photographs

Threw up dinner one more time

Had myself a bottle of wine

And a couple of Pabsts.

Just the other day

I hung your picture on the nail

I've been looking for you

It's been so long

I've been wanting a gram that'll never fail

Would it be that great?

Gee, I'd like to make myself the fool

But that's never ok,

I just want to say

I'm not a peace

I want to go out cruel.

But ain't love a drag?

Just when I get to

Thinking that I'm really stoned

I get me a long clear thought

It's kind of a brook

I gotta cross on my own

But I'm outa my mind.

Especially when I'm

Waiting on the BART

But trains don't lie in the street

Like a drunken deadbeat

They brake to slow

And then they ding! when they start.

And I know I'm not too rash

To make you feel obliged

To go digging through your stash

With a weird look in your eye

You offer the bong hit twice

Spray-paint some photographs

Cook me dinner one more time

Have ourselves a couple of wines

And a barrel of laughs

For isn't it kind?