Katie Barker-Hazelton, The Greatest Human You Will Ever Meet. Period.

Welcome my fellow Katie lovers, you are in the presence of greatness.

Cherish every second you are on this site.

Bonjour, I am Katie!
  • I am 18, but act like I am 6.
  • If there was a city called Katietown, it would be my favorite. But, alas, there is not, so I would have to say I love New York.
  • Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.


I think this picture summarizes me well, I am quite the weirdo.

jizz face

I enjoy:

  1. Laughing
  2. Throwing things at people from my window
  3. Eating radishes
  4. Singing on the bus, loudly
  5. Stealing fruit from the dining hall
  6. Falling up stairs
  7. Cursing in foreign languages
Check this every sunday morning.

This will never get old, I pee myself laughing everytime I watch it.

E-mail your love here.